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Duck is the common name for a large number of species in the Malum anatis family. They are known for their evil tendencies, and disposition to world domination. On several occasions Daniel has thwarted their plots, often employing the catchphrase "GOD HATES DUCKS!"

Ducks have the tendency to steal and eat children, as confirmed by Dan in the Desert Bus series.

Alongside baths, ducks are one of the great enemies of Nerd³. Meaning that rubber ducks may one day kill Nerd³.

He explained that they eat children and have acid blood, and there is even duck worshipers, and even once they captured him.

As of the fifth of May, 2021, Nerd³ announced he felt "indifferent" about ducks, ending his ten year hatred of them.

History[]

Ducks frequently harassed Nerdcubed in the Minecraft world during the infamous Minecraft Buildy Thing series.

The most aggressive record of duck attacks occurred on March 16th 2013 during the so called Duckpocalypse which occurred in Canada/Finland (East Sweden)/Norway/Narnia/Middle Earth (all of which are places from which Nerdcubed is banned).

He got his revenge on ducks in his Roller Coaster Tycoon series, popping their feathers off every time they dared to fly past. We guess that Jeff the Shark got a few ducks every once in a while.

Strengths[]

  • Evil
  • Malicious intent
  • Hive mind
  • Shifty eyes
  • Acid Blood
  • Eat children

Weaknesses[]

  • Lightning
  • Breadcrumbs
  • The Wrath of Dan
  • and weird stuff