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Kennith Kennithson (Kenneth Kennethson Nerd³ Completes... The Sims 3). in is Dan's Sim in The Sims game franchise. Originally created for Nerd³ Plays... The Sims 3, as the main playable character, Kenneth has become a popular recurring character on the channel, appearing in several videos, as well as having two series based around him: Nerd³'s Month of... The Sims 3 and Nerd³ Completes... The Sims 3.

Early Life[]

Kenneth Kennethson was the son of a mentally unstable, obese single woman. She dreamed of having loads of pets, but she couldn't get any, so had loads of children with the hopes of forcing them to dress up as, and behave like, pets. Fortunately, she died after choking to death on a pork pie before this plan could take place. Kenneth and his siblings were relocated to various orphanages, where they remained until they were old enough to move out.

In Nerd³ Plays... The Sims 3[]

Kenneth's first appearance on the channel was in a Nerd³ plays of The Sims 3. In this episode Kenneth himself was created, he illegally built a bungalow on the beach and he purchased his long-time companion and tormentor Batman. He got a job in the science career with the dream of becoming a "Creature-Robot Cross Breeder" one day. As Kenneth was preparing to go to bed after his first day, his house was broken into by a burglar. Although the burglar was caught, this sparked Kenneth's hatred of all other Sims.

In Nerd³'s Month of... The Sims 3[]

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Mortimer Goth after being kidnapped by Kennith

A few weeks after the Nerd³ Plays video, Kenneth appeared in his first series, Nerd³'s Month of... The Sims 3. Kennith had several misfortunes and adventures throughout the series:

  • After competing in, and losing, an eating competition, policeman "Hank Goddard" parked his car inside Kenneth's car. Enraged, Kenneth decided the culprit was local millionaire Nick Alto. Kenneth shouted at and slapped Nick, who proceeded to beat Kenneth up. Kenneth declared Nick his arch-nemesis, and went home.
  • Kenneth was scouring the local park for a baby, in the hopes of stealing candy from it. He came across Sam Sekemoto, but before he could steal Sam's candy, the baby dissolved before Kenneth's very eyes. Horrified, Kenneth talked to Sam's unconcerned grandmother for an explanation. Kenneth then became enraged at her, declared her a nemesis, and went home.
  • Annoyed that he wasn't making enough money from his job, Kenneth hatched a plan to stand in the middle of the road so he can be hit by a car - committing insurance fraud. He was disappointed that all the cars went through him.
  • A teenager, Michael Bachelor, began repeatedly doing his homework on Kenneth's property. This angered Kenneth so much that he began plotting ways to kill everyone in the town. His anger was intensified when he noticed Mortimer Goth, the young heir to the Goth Family fortune, playing in his garden. He imprisoned Mortimer in a glass box, declaring the boy his pet.

The finale of the series saw Kenneth reveal his scheme to kill all the Sims. He invited everyone he had met in the series to his house for a party but, like Mortimer before them, imprisoned them all in a huge glass box, with the intention of burning them all alive. Kenneth, however, soon discovered that his plan was a failure due to several people bringing fire extinguishers with them, for some reason. Kenneth then decided to drown them instead. He made the room into a giant pool, and successfully drowned 3 people. At this moment, policeman Hank Goddard, who was late to the party, arrived in his uniform. Kenneth believed Hank was here to arrest him and, in a panic, smashed down the wall of his bathroom and ran for it. He climbed a hill, and found the main road. He fled to Mexico, where he started a new life.

In Nerd³ The Road Trip! Euro Truck Simulator 2[]

Kenneth next appeared in the first Nerd³ Road Trip, being briefly mentioned by Dan.

Having returned from Mexico, Kenneth moved to Aberdeen and became employed in the trucking company "Nerd Haul". Kenneth became the CEO of Nerd Haul after the previous owner never returned from a trip to Bratislava. Unfortunately, Kenneth ran the company out of business in a few weeks and lost everything. He used the last of the company's money to travel back to Mexico. The Old CEO of Nerd Haul apparently was never heard from again but some say his ghost remains driving around Western Slovakia.

Nerd³ Challenges - 3 Day Baby - The Sims[]

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Kennith as he appears in The Sims

Kenneth's next appearance was in a challenge video, where Dan challenged himself to get married and have a baby within 3 days. This is the furthest we have seen in the timeline of Kenneth's life, as The Sims is set 25 years after The Sims 3.

25 years after Kenneth left Sunset Valley, he moved into the town of PleasantView. He found work as a medical technician and moved into a small house. Shortly after, Kenneth met the beautiful Bella Goth. After a few days of flirting, Kenneth proposed to her, and they got married. 3 days later, Kenneth and Bella had their baby - a daughter named Kml,sxcdzkldxcsk,ldcxs,fcd Kennethson, or Baby Kml for short. Shortly after, Kenneth discovered that Bella was still married to her first husband - Mortimer Goth, and the couple already had 2 children. Kenneth then quickly packed his bags, and went back to Mexico yet again.

Nerd³ Completes... The Sims 3[]

Kenneth returned with his own series, Nerd³ Completes... The Sims 3, in 2017. Several things have happened to Kenneth since we last saw him:

  • He has fled to Mexico on 27 separate occasions.
  • He has had several odd jobs, including putting the names in the envelopes at The Oscars.
  • He has acquired a pet cat, Kim Cat, who he has a rocky relationship with.
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Kennith Kennithson as he appears in "Nerd³ Completes... The Sims 3"

One time in Mexico he met up with an Australian warlord, Mr. Foster. There was a fracas in a bar, and Kenneth almost smashed a bottle on Foster's head. In return for the warlord not killing him, Kenneth was given a life-debt to Foster. Shortly after leaving his most recent job, putting names in the envelopes at The Oscars, Foster cashed in his life-debt: Kenneth was to look after Foster's 7 babies all at once. Although terrified, due to hating any and all children, at the back of his mind Kenneth wondered if this would be the thing that finally changed him, that stopped him from being evil, and would allow him to become a normal member of society.

Kenneth bought a flat in the town of Bridgewater. He spent the first day moving all 7 babies from the street into the actual flat, encountering enemies such as pedophile llamas on the way. He got a job in the business career and made a small room for himself in the flat before firing the babysitter he had only hired earlier that day, due to the babysitter trying to sell one of the babies on the street corner.

After a full week of enduring the babies, Kennith had finally raised them all to childhood. Kennith took a moment to admire his work before deciding that his debt was paid, and that the kids were at an age where they could fend for themselves. He then fled to Mexico for the 28th time.

Later Life[]

Kennith Kennithson: Ascension to Godhood

Time Travel and Arrival:[]

Kennith Kennithson's journey to Kenithson is believed to have originated from an unprecedented event involving time travel. As records suggest, Kennith was projected millions of years into the future from Earth and found himself on an alien planet, which he named Kenithson. Kennith has suggested and implied it was a time travel experiment gone awry.

Bloodline Genesis:[]

Soon after his arrival, Kennith's blood made contact with the waters of Kenithson after a dip into the planet's barren oceans. This event proved pivotal for the planet's evolutionary trajectory. The DNA from Kennith's blood served as a catalyst, leading to the emergence of new life forms on the planet. Over millions of years, these life forms evolved into the Tzaboohaboo species, which recognized Kennith as their primordial forefather after his second coming.

The Second Coming of Kennith:[]

Kennith's second coming on Kenithson was when he interacted with the Tzaboohaboo, specifically with an individual named BAD_DATA. This interaction solidified his status as a deity among the Tzaboohaboo. Kennith shared tales of his life on Earth, inadvertently shaping the culture, beliefs, and practices of the Tzaboohaboo. His contributions and the reverence he received from the Tzaboohaboo marked his undeniable ascension to godhood on Kenithson, his current whereabouts are unknown, however he apparently granted a Tzaboohaboo prayer for war funds at some point.

Alternate Timeline[]

Killjoy Kennithson[]

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Alternate Kennith Kennithson as seen in Nerd³'s Christmas special. Kennith has a bruise from being slapped by a woman.

Kennith Kennithson, distinctly labeled as Killjoy, stands as a darker, more chaotic variant of the canonical Kennith Kennithson, also called Canon. Killjoy is introduced and only seen in "A Kennith Kennithson Christmas".

Appearance[]

  • Hair: Denser and fuller compared to Canon's sparser locks.
  • Facial: A defining scar adorns his right eye. His eyebrows, unlike Canon’s downward-arching ones, are straighter, and his goatee is more substantial.
  • Attire: Both wear distinct brands of a suit, helmet, and ski glasses. Killjoy’s brands differ from Canon’s, providing a subtle distinction between the two.

Personality & Abilities[]

  • Temperament: Killjoy, a confirmed serial killer, is violent, unpredictable, and more hands-on with his victims.
  • Unique Habit: Post-violence, he bakes brownies, a seemingly therapeutic activity juxtaposing his aggressive nature.
  • Physical Strength: His exceptional physical abilities include:
    1. Snapping necks with minimal effort.
    2. Levitating and then delivering a sudden R.K.O.
    3. Consuming toxic substances (like his peculiar brownies) without apparent harm.
    4. Extreme acts, such as levitating a child into the ceiling with a single kick.

History & Timeline[]

  • Past Acts: Repeated attempts to flee to Mexico and a penchant for restarting his life form parts of his checkered history.
  • Temporal Setting: His escapades are set in December 2022, diverging from Canon's timelines of 2012, 2014, and 2017.

Timeline Trivia[]

  • Batman: Unique to Killjoy’s world, Batman is incarcerated for life.
  • Death’s Transition: Following Killjoy's unsuccessful assassination of Death, the latter succumbs to a vehicular mishap, paving the way for Super Death's rise in this universe.

Victimology[]

Killjoy's list of victims underscores his ferocity:

  1. An unnamed child, fatally kicked into a ceiling.
  2. An individual incinerated within Killjoy’s residence.
  3. A woman in the open street, whose neck he effortlessly snapped.
  4. Numerous encounters include harassment and physical assault of women, and at one point, the audacious attempt to assassinate Death itself.

Artefacts[]

  • Weaponry: He possesses a bloodied knife but tends to favor physical confrontations over using this weapon.

Differences[]

  • Killjoy Kennithson is a serial killer, whilst Canon Kennithson is merely a wannabe evil scientist, but is too insane to accomplish most of his goals, however Canon does react to dark or disturbing stuff accordingly, IE, being disturbed at a baby being dissolved, only ever fighting one person.
  • Both Kennithson's attempted to kill people, Canon's was a mass fire during a party, however Canon's poor planning, or more aptly the partygoers preparation led to them extinguishing the fire, and for the police to begin raiding Canon's home.
  • Canon Kennithson is known to have fled to Mexico 28 times, while Killjoy has fled 700 times, however Killjoy does not actually know where Mexico is, and is likely considering running down the road to be fleeing to Mexico.
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